Ok, sorry this is random, but I have to tell everyone about my funniest memories coz me and Tot were discussing it today lol some people won't find em funny lol, but I love em anyway  SO THIS IS INSPIRED BY OTTTTTLIE!

 

1. When Ottilie nearly killed herself on the trampet in P.E!!!!! wow, i nearly died of laughter, Mrs cook told her not to jump on the small circle...and what did she go and do?? HAHA it folded up on her like a deck chair and even Mrs Cook was laughin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

2. When Tom jus let this lad (i think he was called Joe) totally soak him through with this carton of juice, Me and Tom were laughin that much that he just let him carry on!!!!

 

3. Ohhhh me and Helen went into manchester to look for our halloween costumes lol, we went in this shop to try summat on, and i went into the changing room with er (after she got dressed lol) coz i had this other top for her what she could try on...anyways, we both started laughin dead loudly and i ruffled up mine and Helens hair to make it look like we were up to summat lol, we came out and everyone was starin at us, i ran out of the shop and Helen just knelt down coz she was gonna wet herself, ohhh it was funny

 

4. LOL in yr 11, me and Emma were doing a totally innocent R.E. project....anyway Danny Booth sent us this link (lemon party) so we went on it..... and it was reallllllllllly rude, Emma screamed and i threw my hands to my face lol...Mrs Bradley Came over and said 'Is he picking on you Micheala?' ohh wow ....funny

 

5. In Yr 11 again.... Ottilie asked Danny what he wanted to do (as in a job) and he said actor....she thought he said ASDA so she was like wtf? an kep goin on bout it... DR joy was behind her and he just screamed in her face 'I SAID SHUT UP!!!!' ohh and in yr 8 i think it was ... Mrs Bradley shouted at her coz she proper screamed...anyways mrs Bradley said to her 'THAT WAS APPALLING!!' hahha i was wetttttin my self lol!

 

6. Seriously lol anythin makes me laugh! but another memory was when Ben & Phil both picked me up by my legs and my arms and started swingin me, my bum was flyin everywhere!!!!!!!!! i didn't think it was funny lol although emma was wettttin herself and shes gotta cool laugh lol so it made me laugh aswel.

 

7. OHHHH in yr 10 me, tot and Stacey did a presentation on child slavery n stuff as in like gettin married when they were 5 etc. i know its mean but we couldn't do it coz we were laughin sooo much...u shudda seen the stuff we had to sayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

 

8. Lol well Danny & Ryan alwayssssss make me laugh but the toothbrush thingy in theatre realllllly did make my jaw ache lol

 

9. When we went to see Borat...omg lol! it was hilarious!!!!!! Ben next to me doin his super cool laugh lol and laura on the oher side of me just not bein amused at all....the wrestling part ewwwww i actually couldn't breathe lol!!!!!!!!!! Lol twas fun on the way home aswel...altho i got called an awful lot off a certain relative!! UNCLE MICHAEL!!!!!!!

 

10. Lol when Mr Fitzsimons used to do the exact impression of Dianes accent...wow!!!!! when i choked on my turkey in yr 7..it wasn't funny then but sam saved me so lookin back now i musta looked sooooooo daft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

11. OMG, in yr 7 juliet put her middle finger under the photocopier and got caught!!!!!!!!!! and she also flciked the v's at the dinner lady and got caught again lol (although it was for a very goood reason)!

 

12. HAHAHA, this yr in 6th form me and Tot went to the garage and this reallly weird music came on, i had to run out the shop coz Tot was tryin to keep quiet but she jus let out this masssssive high pitched scream, the woman has hated us ever since!

 

13. ALLLL THE PARTIES in 6th form have made me lose like a stone in weight lol with alllllllll the laughin!!!!!!!!!!! 6th form revue was dead funnnnnny aswel!

 

14. OMG EMMA THE A IS NO-WHERE NEAR THE U ON THE KEYBOARD!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

15. Today (28th feb) me, sam, sammy-jo and tom were at the bus stop outside school (after engish lang) & it was proper chuckin it down!!! anyways i got major brain freeze lol coz the rain was smashin against my head lol....anyways i think it sent me a wee bit funny...coz i suddenly said 'i can smell everyones shampooo!!!!'lol sammy-jo, tom & sam were laughin their heads off :D:D:D

 

16. Yr 10 Geography!!!!!!!!!!! wowowow!!! just the funniest lesson everrrrr!!!!!!!!!

It was me, ryan B and nathan P that just laughed in that lesson alllllllllll the time....well there was algae man (tellin u it comes from the clouds) hahahaha :D and there was this time when nathan drew a roundabout for this map thingy, we had to work together....anyway i burst out laughin....and nathan said to mr wheatley 'sir micheala thinks this looks like a willy' and i said 'OMG, I DO NOT!!!! DID THOSE WORDS COME FROM MY MOUTH?' and mr wheatley said how do u know what on looks like?' I was like OMG!!!!! tellin u nathan did that on purpose coz he thought it would be funny to totalllly embarass me!!!!!!! coz i swear i never even said that lol, i was laughin at nathans concentration! ohhh and the time we had mrs hobson (witch) for geography...lol she hated allll of us...GEOGRAPHY ROCKED! :D

 

17. *new entry* (5th March)... funniest day ever!!!!!!!!!!!! this will be a long one...but its just for my own reference lol :D

well, it all started with the twix at the vending machine!!! Ottilie said 'i fancy a twix' so we went to go n get one....anyways... half the machine was empty there was d8, d9 so on full and the rest was empty...she pressed D7! and the spring thingy just swirled with nowt in it! omg, i wet myself coz it said on the machine 'thankyou' tot was like, i haven't even got owt! it doesn't sound funny but u had to have been there!

then when we sat down - me, laura, helen, emma n tot had a free lesson (3rd) and we did these personality test things lol and we started talkin bout like u know lol n i had a lot of things explained to me haha it was funny! the whole chat we had was just sooooo hilarious...again u would of had to have been there!! errrm at this point i was just soooo hyper...when i start laughin i jus can't stop so i find everythinnnnnnn funnnnny!!!!!! ok next (4th lesson free) was me, stephen, ben & wrighty with the guitar! haha wow, 'play some spanishy guitar'....it was just fabbbbb :D

dinner time, it was me, tot & sam, havin a laugh bout the bellavista, and how i fancied the gay waitor! lol at this point i was just hysterical! THEN CAME ENGLISH LIT LAST LESSON!

me & tot got there and she was tryin to nick mr fitz lollies again! lol ben came in n locked her in! she was like 'i'm scared of the dark!!!!'

haha, i was wettttttin myself! then emma said to ben, 'ur hair looks very bouncy today' hahha he thought she said 'balls' hahaha so then he said summat bout someone sayin summat bout his 'package' hahaha n laura looked down at him!!!!!!! HAHA then i wet myself again, she tried denyin it but i saw her!  wow, then durin the lesson, sir caught tot with the lollies hahaha n shouted at her :D wow it was soo funny, then we got talkin bout past memories again like how we both couldn't swim (in yr 5 lol) n we had to go under water to get these sea horses (which i refused to do) but coz tot was sooo tall she just bent down n picked it up!!!!!!!!! haha omg lol sooooooo funny :D then emma n laura started laughin aswel coz emma stuck a note on lauras back sayin 'wild n free' no-one got what she was on bout.....we did tho lol coz it was from our chat durin 3rd lesson! :D wow, i honestly think its been a fab day for everyonnnnnne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D cheers guys for makin me laugh again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

WELL THERES WAYYYY TOOOOO MANY FUNNY MEMOREIS TO REMEMBER! BUT I RECK THEY DEFFO CAME FROM OUR LITTLE GROUP IN YR 7-11..... AWWW AND THE FAB TIMES ON THE FIELD IN SUMMMMMMER!!!! 6TH FORM IS LIKE WELLLLLLLLLLL WICKED ASWEL LOL, LAUGH EVERYDAY!!! WOOOO